Venue: Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Bob Koehne
Guests: Lucy Davies, Trevor's partner Madelaine, Christina's sister Marianna Grubel
Attendance: 19 members 3 guests
Apologies: Graham Beckett with a dicky ticker, Stephen Baker stuck in FNQ with the Covid (which is why I'm doing the bulletin)
Valerie Bonython called us to order, invoked us once again, and introduced President Ken to open meeting number 2301.
Guest Speaker: Bob Koehne - Publishing a Book - The Mysteries
Trevor introduced his Friend Bob Koehne (pronounced Kerner). They joined Rotary together in Stirling in 2006, and Trevor said he's an all round good bloke.
(Lamentably your stand in Bulletin buddy got called away for a family emergency just as Bob started talking so I am relying on his notes and didn't get a photo - suffice to say he's better looking than Trevor - although that's hard to imagine.)
Bob has recently published a fictional book Killer Island, set in Kangaroo Island (get it KI on KI). He and his walking buddy Jim have spent a huge amount of time hiking the Island and the various locations inspired Bob, who had always loved writing, to try his hand as a novelist.
The main character in Killer Island is a young police officer who's been banished to KI and comes across a cold case involving the suicide of a young woman. Having spiked our interest Bob suggested that if we wanted to know more we would need to buy the book. The talk was about writing it.
"Writing a novel is hard, harder than writing non-fiction. It requires patience, discipline, determination and persistence." Bob is enormously satisfied to have created something out of nothing and had consigned the work to be a keepsake to perhaps be read by his descendants. He did however submit the book for two literary awards (lamentably to no avail), and had it independently reviewed.
In the end he found getting published is very difficult as the major publishing houses are looking for a marketable package and are generally risk averse. He met up with Dr Tanya Lyons whose company Moonglow Publishing assists those wishing to publish with editing, formatting, design, legal matters, marketing and sales. Naturally the writer makes an investment in their own project and Bob is grateful to Tanya for helping him to fulfil a dream.
SPOTS
Wendy Andrews spent some time with Christina helping sort stamps and discovered what a huge job Christina does to raise money for the club. She needs help, a couple of hours at a time, and those with some time to spare will be providing a great service to the club if they contact Christina to make a time to do a bit.
Heather Kilsby reminded us about this weeks coffee chat - see details after the Rotary article.
Chris Davis (recently climbing from his sick bed) advised they had 15 good nominations for the Police Officer of the Year and had selected their favourite and second favourite to be submitted to the Commissioner. He reminded us the presentation will be at the Show in the Golden North Stand on 9th September at 11.30, followed by a luncheon. He is very keen for as many Rotarians as possible to attend and on application to Chris they can get a ticket to get into the Show for $10 and have a few rides and buy showbags after the lunch (at their own expense).
Finale
There were a couple expressions of happiness or sadness.
- Patsy was happy the Grahams dicky ticker is still ticking.
- Your editor's family emergency involved the alarm going off at the house he has moved out of but which is yet to change hands. It turned out to be a false alarm and he divert Sue who was heading to the scene with a walking stick to engage intruders in mortal combat.
- Valerie's grandkids have had the Covid (thanks Stephen Baker), and the three year old missed out on his birthday party (counselling is ongoing).
The exciting raffle winners were Dennis, Madelaine, Wendy and me!
Meeting closed at 7.45.
Note from Trevor. Please change your email contact for Trevor to: trevor.mcguirk7@gmail.com and delete the Chariot address.
Rotary International News.
Coffee Chat at Impressa, Unley Shopping Centre
10.30 am on the first Friday of the month is good for a chat with Rotary friends and a caffeine fix! Next one is Friday 5 August 2022
Upcoming Meetings
Tuesday 9 August 2022 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
Joint meeting including RC Eastwood & RC Hyde Park
Guest Speaker: Mark Huddleston Rotary Regional Re-organisation
Attendance and welcome: Paul Duke & Trevor McGuirk
Apologies and Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Greg McLeod on 0417 811 838 or email to secretary@unleyrotary.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015
Saturday Thrift Shop Roster
Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm
Week 1: 6 August 2022
Early: John Peacham (Jerry Casburn) & Linda Sellers (Haydn Baillie) | Late: Robyn Carnachan & Leonie Kewen
Week 2: 13 August 2022
Early: Greg Mcleod & Virginia Cossid| Late: Wendy Andrews & Heather Kilsby
Week 3: 20 August 2022
Early: David Middleton & Nathan White | Late: Vera Ann Stacy & Vera Holt
Week 4: 27 August 2022
Early: Stephen Baker & Judi Corcoran | Late: Jason Booth & Rhonda Hoare
Week 5: N/A
Early: Bob Mullins & Wendy Andrews | Late: John Kikkert (Virginia Cossid) & Greg McLeod (Paul Duke)
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact: Vivienne Wood 0408 819 630; e-mail: vwood#ozemail.com.au
Mitre 10 and Bunnings Barbeques
The Mitre 10 BBQs are the first and third Saturdays of each month. Morning shift 8.30am - 12 noon; afternoon shift 12.00 - 3.30pm, then clean-up.....next one is Saturday 6 August 2022
ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
We have been allocated the last Monday of each month.....next one is Monday 29 August 2022
The Tale End.....
I don't do jokes terribly well so in Stephen's absence I thought I'd just share some of my favourites
A Parable
A devout man undertook a pilgrimage around Europe visiting some of the continent's most spectacular monasteries. He had read about one perched on the top of a cliff, that could only be visited by prior arrangement. At the appointed time one of the monks lowered a basket on a rope and when the passenger had climbed in, the monk raised it using a complicated array of pullies to make the job manageable.
As the basket rose, the pilgrim became concerned when he noticed how frayed the rope was. He asked the monk how often the rope was replaced and was told the rope was replaced whenever it broke.
And the moral is, that this is also how the world is mainly managed.
My favourite Dad Jokes (mostly ones I made up to make my grandchildren's eyes roll)
What do you call a dream time spirit?
An aparitionee
What did they call Bob the Builder when he retired?
When he retired he was called Bob
What's the holiest object on earth?
There's nothing holier than a donut.
My wife came into the kitchen when I was peeling a beetroot and caught me red handed.
Hilarious huh?
Hurry back Stephen!