Venue: Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: Rtn Mark Huddleston
Visiting Rotarians: A little mob from Hyde Park and Eastwood
Guests: Bronwyn Kenny, Lucy Davies
Attendance: Unley 23 members 2 guests Hyde Park 11 members Eastwood 1
Valerie Bonython called the meeting to order with an extended welcome to country and an abbreviated invocation. Variety is indeed the spice of life in a Rotary meeting, a fitting prelude of what was to come.
President Ken opened meeting 4302, noting apologies from Stephen Baker (covidish), John Kikkert and Hayden Baillie (covid status unknown).
President Judy of Hyde Park opened their meeting 1881. She noted that their recent Bunnings BBQ on a precious Sunday raised $1,300 leaving them begging for more Sundays. She also had some business announcements for Hyde Park members.
President Tony of Eastwood opened the meeting he was having with himself which makes one wonder if it counts as a meeting, but that doesn't matter as they've stopped counting them. He gave us a quick run down of the club. Smallish with only 15 members but batting above their weight (like New Zealand). Mainly raising money from BBQ's and able to make substantial contributions to Rotary Health and sponsor medical students.
Guest Speaker: Ian Renshaw and David Egan -
Rotary Regional Re-organisation
The Rocky Horror Show starts this way; "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey", and the presentation by Ian Renshaw from the Seaford club and David Egan from the Adelaide Club and previous District Governor of the district that used to be on the other side of the river (both standing in for Mark Huddleston who was unable to attend - covidish? maybe!) could have started the same way.
Let me start as they did, by allowing you to watch the video (again if you were there) it runs for 8 minutes but you could skip the first minute if you're time strapped. If you weren't there take a look because the rest of this will make no sense if you don't. If the link below doesn't work for you, just copy it into your internet browser.
Ian Renshaw sought to put some meat on the bones, suggesting (I think) that a Regional model (10 to 25 clubs) might be considered as a more efficient and appropriate model for governing Rotary in place of the current District model and suggesting that the very nature of Rotary and member engagement could perhaps (if it's OK with all of us) be re-imagined. And if, everyone likes what is imagined, the unthinkable might become at the very least thinkable, and some change for the better, providing a more solid foundation for the future of Rotary, might possibly emerge.
I've been in Rotary for a while, but I discovered from Ian that as well as being in a District, we're also in a Zone. I don't know how many zones there are, but we're in zone 8, so there's at least that many. And Zone 8 is one of two Zones in the whole world that have been given the green light by Rotary International to do the imagining, and perhaps do a bit of experimenting so they can provide feedback to RI about how Rotary might change.
In typical Rotary fashion, given that clubs generally don't take being told what to do all that well, Zone 8 can only proceed with imagining stuff, let alone trying stuff, if a minimum of two thirds of the clubs in the zone say it's OK. Ian and David would like our clubs to vote YES.
By voting YES we're not committing ourselves to actually going along with whatever is imagined or eventually suggested, so there is, they assure us, no existential threat to the club if we say YES, other than the possibility that we may not like something that's imagined and will have to go through the process of arguing against it when, if by some miracle, RI actually wants to do something.
Now, to be fair, Ian didn't actually say any of this, it's what I think he meant. And if he didn't mean this then I apologise.
David Egan then took the floor to answer questions where for most cases there are no current answers.
Nathan White asked David to explain precisely what they were asking us to agree to? A fair question I thought. David talked for quite a while in response without answering the question. I think the problem is that Nathan, like all of us want to know what they think they're going to imagine before committing to say it's OK for them to imagine. And if David doesn't know what they're going to imagine he couldn't say too much. Also if he has an inkling about what they're going to imagine, then he doesn't want us to say anything because we might say NO to them imagining it.
Brendan Kenny observed that this seems to be about members, clubs and districts and asked if other parts of Rotary like ROMAK would be impacted. David Egan said they may be impacted but it's mainly about clubs, not changing them, but supporting and supplementing them.
President Tony from Eastwood suggested there isn't a lot of risk in voting YES, if it doesn't work it doesn't work. He asked how the voting system was going to work because Clubs Vote and so do Districts.
Clubs will receive information about voting and this is all happening soon. The votes will be handled by RISPO (another acronym new to all of us and hopefully not required again - Rotary International South Pacific Office - presumably the office for Zone 8). Clubs that don't vote will be assumed to have voted NO. District Governors would vote as their clubs had voted which makes you wonder why they have a vote.
Trevor McGuirk suggested that nothing had come from previous studies into amalgamating clubs. David said a bit but didn't really address the question. Why would he, he isn't responsible for previous inaction.
A final observation by your editor is that the high threshold of a two thirds majority to simply enable the process of imagining to proceed seems very high and that RI seems to be going out of its way not to spook the horses.
SPOTS
Trevor McGuirk invited everyone to come and hear the Metropolitan Male Choir sing along with other performers at the Adelaide Town Hall on Saturday August 21st at 2 pm.
Finale
It's confusing to know what's happening next week as President Ken announced it is committee meetings. Other suggest it's about the Murray River and we do know that two students from Urrbrae, Madelyn Washington and Eliza Wegener will be speaking. Unley RC sponsored both the attend the “Health of the River” program held in July.
The exciting raffle winners were Lucy Davies, Christina Way, Paul Duke, Robert from Hyde Park, and Vivienne Wood.
Meeting closed at 7.45.
Rotary International News
Coffee Chat at Impressa, Unley Shopping Centre
10.30 am on the first Friday of the month is good for a chat with Rotary friends and a caffeine fix! Next one is Friday 2 September 2022
Upcoming Meetings
Tuesday 16 August 2022 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
Guest Speakers: Attendees of Health of the River Seminar at Calperum
Attendance and welcome: Rhonda Hoare & Brenton Judge
Tuesday 23 August 2022 6 for 6.30pm Damien on Fisher
Guest Speaker: John Eakins Carrying refrigerated freight interstate
Attendance and welcome: Rhonda Hoare & Brenton Judge
Apologies and Meeting Enquiries to: Secretary Greg McLeod on 0417 811 838 or email to secretary@unleyrotary.org.au
Venue Set-up Enquiries to: Bulletin Editor Stephen Baker on 0403 687 015
Saturday Thrift Shop Roster
Early Shift: 10.00am to 1.00pm Late Shift: 1.00pm to 4.00pm
Week 1: 3 September 2022
Early: (Jerry Casburn) & Haydn Baillie | Late: Robyn Carnachan & Leonie Kewen
Week 2: 13 August 2022
Early: Greg Mcleod & Virginia Cossid | Late: Wendy Andrews & Heather Kilsby
Week 3: 20 August 2022
Early: David Middleton & Nathan White | Late: Vera Ann Stacy & Vera Holt
Week 4: 27 August 2022
Early: Stephen Baker & Judi Corcoran | Late: Jason Booth & Rhonda Hoare
Week 5: N/A
Early: Bob Mullins & Wendy Andrews | Late: Virginia Cossid & Paul Duke
Rotarians, who are unable to attend as rostered, please arrange a swap or as a very last resort contact: Vivienne Wood 0408 819 630; e-mail: vwood#ozemail.com.au
Mitre 10 and Bunnings Barbeques
The Mitre 10 BBQs are the first and third Saturdays of each month. Morning shift 8.30am - 12 noon; afternoon shift 12.00 - 3.30pm, then clean-up.....next one is Saturday 20 August 2022
ALL the Bunnings Mile End Barbeque shifts are from 8am to 5pm
Morning shift: 8.00am – 12.30pm | Afternoon shift: 12.30 – 5pm
We have been allocated the last Monday of each month.....next one is Monday 29 August 2022
The Tale End.....
Some more snippets from happy marriages
Kate
I’d give my husband a kidney in a heartbeat but if he uses my pillow one more time I will smother him with it.
Jennifer
Me: You just sat on my glasses.
Husband: *Stands up* What?
Me: While you’re up, can you grab some popcorn?
Falls for it every time.
Josh
Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.
Sarah
The news is so disturbing and anxiety inducing so to relax my husband and I are watching The Shining.
Another James
Wife: Can you do something for me?
Me: Sure.
Wife: Can you do it without complaining?
Me: I’ll get someone else.
Mary
My husband and I accidentally brushed hands while unloading the dishwasher so I guess you could say yes, we are very sexually active.
A Special Entry for Music Buffs
And this is really bad